Final script copy

Here is the official script.

Hello and welcome to THE FASHIONISTA SHOW!
The show where you need to know your Primark from you Prada
Your  from Clarks your Carvela
and most importantly you need to have passion for fashion!

Today we have three lovely LOVELY contestants …
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So lets get started, we have three EXTREMELY difficult rounds for you lovely ladies to claw your fake nails through, are you ready?

I said are you ready {wanting a louder response}?

OK, better. this first round is called: ‘Guess the Beeps’ you need to get through this initial round to be in with a chance to win some cash to spend on some very luxurious  high class clothes.
well okay they’re Topshop vouchers, but what do you expect? we’re all students here.

In this round a certain amount of beeps will be played, varying in length. you will have a guess at how MANY you think there was. You will all get a guess and the two of you with the closest answers to the correct answer will go through to the next round. shout your name to answer first.

so here we go … [plays beep recording]

and [ ] what is your guess?
and [ ] ?
and [ ] ?

and we have a clear loserrrrrr.
SEE YOU LATER [ ]!
no seriously well done, but you are the first to go, bye!

Now the second round has the ever so mysterious name of  ‘Finish the fashion quote’.
i wonder what this could be about?

Basically I’m gonna start a famous quote and  YOU have to finish it to go through to the next round.

The first person to finish the quote goes through to the next round.
again shout your name in order to answer.

If you’re both too silly and neither know what i’m on about i will move onto another quote.

got it? brilliant.

[quote game]

sorry [ ] so close yet so far.
on the other hand [ ] you are in the final!

Now final round is called ‘Beat the Bomb’.

Its game of chicken, and also greed.
Random amount’s of money will be called out in a variety of amounts, NOT in an ascending or descending order.
that means that it will not go straight up and or straight down for you silly people

for example …… 1p, £4, 58p, £1, £8, 90p…… get the idea?

At any point after an amount has been said the contest can shout ‘stop the game’
[ ] let me hear you shout stop the game

so if you do that you will receive the amount of money that has just been called out.

However, you didn’t think we’d make it that easy did you?

whilst the number are being called out, a bomb is ticking away. no one knows how long before the bomb explodes. if the bomb explodes before you have stopped the game and taken the money, you are out and will go home with nothing.

The object is to stop the game before the bomb explodes and take an amount of money.

if you are Greedy and hang on for large amounts of money you risk getting knocked out with nothing,

or if you are ‘chicken’ you will not get the highest amounts of money.

understand my little fashionista??

lets play beat the bomb!

[Bomb recording]

[either wins or loses!]

how do you feel?
and that’s all we have time for today! see you again soon!
thanks for listening to the Fashionista Show!